查理·芒格文稿/演讲实录:2001年2003年大金融丑闻
2003 年大金融丑闻
(查尔斯·T·芒格 记述)
2003 年,一场重大的金融丑闻爆发,量子技术公司(Quant Technical Corporation,简称“量子科技”)突然身败名裂,这完全是咎由自取。到那时,量子科技已是全国最大的纯工程公司,它的崛起源于其传奇创始人,工程师阿尔伯特·伯佐格·昆特(Albert Berzog Quant)的贡献。
2003 年之后,人们开始将量子科技的故事看作一出道德剧,分为两幕。第一幕,伟大创始工程师的时代,被视为健康价值的黄金时代。第二幕,创始人直接继任者的时代,则被视为虚假价值的时代,量子科技最终变成了当代的索多玛或蛾摩拉。
事实上,正如这篇记述将阐明的,从善到恶的转变并非在 1982 年量子科技创始人去世时一蹴而就。1982 年之后,许多好的方面仍在持续;而在 1982 年之前的许多年里,量子科技不得不在其中运营的金融文化里,严重的恶已存在许久。
理解量子科技故事的最佳方式,是一出经典的悲剧:一个单一的缺陷,被无情的命运无情地惩罚。这个缺陷是这个国家对员工股票期权堪称怪异的会计处理方式。受害者是量子科技和它的国家。这部大金融丑闻的历史,正如它实际发生的那样,本可以由索福克勒斯来书写。
1982 年,阿尔伯特·伯佐格·昆特的生命走向终点,他留给继任者和他的造物主一家极为繁荣且有用的公司。量子科技的唯一业务是,在全球范围内,通过收取费用,设计一种新型的超清洁、超高效的小型发电厂,以改进发电方式。
截至 1982 年,量子科技在其业务领域拥有主导市场份额,营收 10 亿美元,盈利 1 亿美元。其成本几乎全是支付给从事设计工作的技术员工的薪酬。直接员工薪酬成本占营收的 70%。在这 70% 中,30% 是基本工资,40% 是根据创始人设计的一套精妙制度发放的激励奖金。所有薪酬均以现金支付。没有股票期权,因为这位老人认为股票期权所要求的会计处理方式“软弱、腐败且可鄙”,他既不想在自己的企业里出现糟糕的会计,就像他不想出现糟糕的工程一样。此外,这位老人坚信,应将巨额激励奖金与为个人或小团队设定的精确绩效标准挂钩,而不是允许出现他认为不可取的薪酬结果——无论过高还是过低——他认为其他公司的股票期权计划下就会产生这种情况。
然而,即使在老人的制度下,量子科技大多数忠诚的长期员工也正在变得富有,或注定会变得富有。这是因为员工们像非员工股东一样,在市场上购买量子科技的股票。老人一直认为,那些足够聪明、足够自律,能够设计发电厂的人,可以合理地期望他们以这种方式管理好自己的财务。他有时会建议员工购买量子科技的股票,但他不会变得比这更家长式。
到 1982 年创始人去世时,量子科技没有债务,并且,除非是为了提升声誉,否则它根本不需要任何股东权益来运营其业务,无论营收增长多快。然而,老人信奉本·富兰克林(Ben Franklin)的格言:“空口袋难以直立,”他希望量子科技能够“直立”。此外,他热爱自己的企业和同事,总希望手头持有大量现金等价物,以便在遇到意外的逆境或机遇时,能最大限度地利用机会解决问题或推动发展。因此,1982 年,量子科技手头有 5 亿美元现金等价物,相当于营收的 50%。
拥有强劲的资产负债表和富有成效的文化,并在一个快速变化和快速增长的行业中掌握了关键的专业知识,量子科技采用老人的方法,到 1982 年时,注定在未来 20 年内保持利润率占营收的 10%,同时营收以每年 20% 的速度增长。在这 20 年之后,从 2003 年开始,量子科技的利润率将在很长一段时间内维持在 10%,而营收增长将放缓至每年 4%。但量子科技内没有人确切知道其不可避免的营收缓慢增长期何时会开始。
老人的量子科技股息政策极其简单:他从不派发股息。相反,所有盈利都简单地堆积在现金等价物中。
每一位真正精明的普通股投资者都能看到,1982 年,现金充裕的量子科技的股票提供了一个绝佳的投资机会,当时它的售价仅为市盈率 15 倍,尽管前景光明,其市值却只有 15 亿美元。1982 年出现这种尽管前景光明但市值低的情况,是因为其他优秀的普通股当时也以 15 倍市盈率或更低的价格出售,这是当时居高不下的利率水平,以及此前多年持有典型多元化普通股投资组合的投资者回报令人失望的自然结果。
1982 年量子科技低市值的一个结果是,在老人去世后,这让量子科技的董事们感到不安和不满。一个更明智的董事会当时就会非常积极地回购量子科技的股票,用光手头所有现金,并借入资金用于同样的目的。然而,这样的决定在 1982 年并不符合传统的企业智慧。因此,董事们做出了一个传统的决定。他们从量子科技外部招募了一位新的首席执行官和首席财务官,特别是从一家当时拥有传统员工股票期权计划、市值是报告盈利 20 倍市盈率的公司——尽管其资产负债表比量子科技弱,盈利增长也慢于量子科技——招募了他们。在招募新高管的同时,量子科技的董事们明确表示,他们希望在可行的情况下尽快实现更高的市值。
新上任的量子科技高管们很快意识到,公司既不能明智地将营收年增长率提高到现有水平以上,也无法提高量子科技的利润率。创始人在每个方面显然都已达到了最优。新高管们也不敢去修补一套运行得如此出色的工程文化。因此,新高管们被吸引去采用他们所谓的“现代金融工程”,这需要立即使用任何和所有看似合法的方法来提高报告盈利,先从大的、简单的改变做起。
命运具有讽刺意味的是,那个让量子科技创始人如此不悦的股票期权会计惯例,现在却让新高管们的工作变得异常轻松,并最终毁了量子科技的声誉。美国当时有一种会计惯例,规定只要首先给予员工期权,当可随时出售的股票以低于市场的价格发行给员工时,员工获得的折价部分——尽管大致相当于现金——在确定公司报告盈利时不得算作薪酬费用。这种堪称怪异的会计惯例是由会计行业选择的,尽管其部分最明智、最讲道德的成员反对,因为企业管理者们普遍更希望,他们通过行使雇主股票期权所获得的收益,在确定雇主盈利时不被计为费用。会计行业在做出这个堪称怪异的决定时,只是遵循了一条常被那些与富裕且根深蒂固的会计师截然不同的人所遵循的训诫。这条训诫通常由缺乏安全感和无权无势的人所遵循:“吃人家的嘴软,拿人家的手短。”幸运的是,税务机关并没有和会计行业有同样的这种堪称怪异的会计观念。基本常识占了上风,股票期权行权中的折价部分被视为一项明显的薪酬费用,在确定应纳税所得额时可以扣除。
量子科技的新高管们,财务上精明如他们,一眼就能看出,鉴于这种堪称怪异的会计惯例和现有的合理税收规则,量子科技拥有一个令人叹为观止的巨大机会,只需采取非常简单的行动就能增加其报告盈利。量子科技年度开支中如此大的一部分是激励奖金支出,这一事实提供了无与伦比的“现代金融工程”机会。
例如,高管们很容易就能想到,如果 1982 年量子科技用员工股票期权行权利润替代全部 4 亿美元的激励奖金支出,同时用节省下来的奖金加上期权行使价回购因期权行权而发行的所有股票,并保持其他一切不变,结果将是量子科技 1982 年的报告盈利从 1 亿美元飙升 400%,达到 5 亿美元,而流通股数量完全保持不变!因此,对高管们来说,显而易见的正确策略就是开始用员工股票期权行权利润来替代激励奖金。为什么一群精通数字的工程师会在意他们的奖金是现金还是几乎等同于现金的东西呢?按任何期望的时间表安排这样的替代,看起来都不是什么难事。
然而,新高管们也轻而易举地意识到,在推行他们的新策略时需要一定的谨慎和克制。显然,如果在任何一年推行新策略过猛,可能会招致量子科技会计师的反抗或来自其他方面的不良敌意。这反过来会冒着杀死一只能力极强的下金蛋的鹅的风险,至少对高管们来说是如此。毕竟,很明显,他们的策略只是通过向真实盈利中增加虚假盈利的成分来提高报告盈利——虚假的意思是,量子科技从那些因使用该策略而带来的报告盈利增长部分中,并不会享受到任何真正的有利经济效应(除了类似高估期末存货的那种暂时性欺诈效应)。新任首席执行官私下将这种理想的、谨慎的做法称为“明智克制的谎言”。
显然,新高管们看到,在未来的许多年里,每年只将中等数量的奖金支付转移到员工股票期权行权利润上是审慎的。他们将自己采用的这个审慎计划私下称为“一勺一勺制度”(dollop by dollop system),他们认为该制度有四个明显的优势:
第一,任何单一一年中等剂量的虚假盈利,比大剂量更不容易被注意到。
第二,多年来累积许多中等剂量的虚假盈利所产生的巨大长期效应,在“一勺一勺制度”下也往往会被掩盖。正如首席财务官精辟地私下所言:“如果我们每年只把少量比例的粪便混入葡萄干中,可能没人会意识到最终会积累成一大堆粪便。”
第三,外部会计师一旦为那些盈利增长中只有少数比例是虚假的财务报表盖过章,他们可能会发现,要为那些报告盈利增长中虚假比例相同的新的财务报表盖章时,会感到难以忍受的尴尬而无法拒绝。
第四,“一勺一勺制度”有助于避免量子科技高管们蒙羞,或遭遇更严重的伤害。由于除量子科技外,几乎所有公司都拥有日益宽松的股票期权计划,高管们总是可以解释说,需要适度向期权形式的薪酬转移,以帮助吸引或留住员工。事实上,考虑到公司文化和股票期权这种奇怪会计惯例可能引发的股市热情,这种说法往往是真的。
有了这四个优势,“一勺一勺制度”看起来如此明显可取,量子科技的高管们只需要决定每年虚假盈利的剂量该有多大。这个决定,结果也很容易。高管们首先确定了他们希望满足的三个合理条件:
第一,他们希望能够继续他们的“一勺一勺制度”,在 20 年内不会出现重大中断。
第二,他们希望量子科技的报告盈利在整个 20 年间每年大致以相同百分比增长,因为他们相信,代表机构投资者的金融分析师,如果报告的年盈利增长从未出现显著波动,会对量子科技的股票给予更高估值。
第三,为了保护报告盈利的可信度,他们绝不想通过报告——哪怕是在他们的第 20 年——量子科技通过设计发电厂赚取了超过营收 40% 的利润,来挑战投资者的轻信。
有了这些要求,数学计算就很简单了,鉴于高管们假设量子科技的非虚假盈利和营收都将在 20 年内每年增长 20%。高管们很快决定,使用他们的“一勺一勺制度”,使量子科技的报告盈利每年增长 28%,而不是创始人会报告的 20%。
于是,这个“现代金融工程”的伟大计划在量子科技走向了悲剧。而人类的欺诈计划中,很少有像它那样在实现企图方面效果如此之好。量子科技由会计师认证的报告盈利,以每年 28% 的速度稳定增长。除了少数被普遍视为不切实际、过于理论化、愤世嫉俗的怪人之外,没有人批评量子科技的财务报告。事实证明,创始人从不支付股息的政策(一直延续下来),极大地帮助了量子科技关于其盈利以每年 28% 的速度稳步增长的报告保持可信度。由于手头现金等价物如此之高,那种常常损害现实认知的巴甫洛夫式的单纯联想效应,很好地防止了报告盈利中虚假成分被察觉。
因此,很自然,在“一勺一勺制度”实施几年后,量子科技的高管们渴望让量子科技的报告每股收益继续以每年 28% 的速度增长,同时现金等价物的增长速度远快于当时的实际增长。事实证明这易如反掌。到这时,量子科技的股票售价已是报告盈利的极高倍数,高管们只是开始导致一些增量股票期权行权,而这些行权既没有通过减少已支付的现金奖金来匹配,也没有通过回购量子科技的股票来匹配。这个改变,高管们很容易就认识到,是对他们原始计划的一个非常有用的修订。这不仅使得发现报告盈利中的虚假成分变得更加困难(因为现金积累大大加速),而且还在量子科技中引入了显著数量的庞氏骗局或连锁信效应,为现有股东(包括高管们)带来了实实在在的好处。
The Great Financial Scandal of 2003 (An Account by Charles T. Munger) The great financial scandal erupted in 2003 with the sudden, deserved disgrace of Quant Technical Corporation, always called “Quant Tech”. By this time Quant Tech was the country’s largest pure engineering firm, having become so as a consequence of the contributions of its legendary founder, engineer Albert Berzog Quant. After 2003, people came to see the Quant Tech story as a sort of morality play, divided into two acts. Act One, the era of the great founding engineer, was seen as a golden age of sound values. Act Two, the era of the founder’s immediate successors, was seen as the age of false values with Quant Tech becoming, in the end, a sort of latter day Sodom or Gomorrah. In fact, as this account will make clear, the change from good to evil did not occur all at once when Quant Tech’s founder died in 1982. Much good continued after 1982, and serious evil had existed for many years prior to 1982 in the financial culture in which Quant Tech had to operate. The Quant Tech story is best understood as a classic sort of tragedy in which a single flaw is inexorably punished by remorseless Fate. The flaw was the country’s amazingly peculiar accounting treatment for employee stock options. The victims were Quant Tech and its country. The history of the Great Financial Scandal, as it actually happened, could have been written by Sophocles. As his life ended in 1982, Albert Berzog Quant delivered to his successors and his Maker a wonderfully prosperous and useful company. The sole business of Quant Tech was designing, for fees, all over the world, a novel type of super-clean and super-efficient small power plant that improved electricity generation. By 1982 Quant Tech had a dominant market share in its business and was earning $100 million on revenues of $1 billion. It’s costs were virtually all costs to compensate technical employees engaged in design work. Direct employee compensation cost amounted to 70% of revenues. Of this 70%, 30% was base salaries and 40% was incentive bonuses being paid out under an elaborate system designed by the founder. All compensation was paid in cash. There were no stock options because the old man had considered the accounting treatment required for stock options to be “weak, corrupt and contemptible,” and he no more wanted bad accounting in his business than he wanted bad engineering. Moreover, the old man believed in tailoring his huge incentive bonuses to precise performance standards established for individuals or small groups, instead of allowing what he considered undesirable compensation outcomes, both high and low, such as he believed occurred under other companies’ stock option plans. Yet, even under the old man’s system, most of Quant Tech’s devoted longtime employees were becoming rich, or sure to get rich. This was happening because the employees were buying Quant Tech stock in the market, just like non-employee shareholders. The old man had always figured that people smart enough, and selfdisciplined enough, to design power plants could reasonably be expected to take care of their own financial affairs in this way. He would sometimes advise an employee to buy Quant Tech stock, but more paternalistic than that he would not become. By the time the founder died in 1982, Quant Tech was debt free and, except as a reputation-enhancer, really didn’t need any shareholders’ equity to run its business, no matter how fast revenues grew. However, the old man believed with Ben Franklin that “it is hard for an empty sack to stand upright,” and he wanted Quant Tech to stand upright. Moreover, he loved his business and his coworkers and always wanted to have on hand large amounts of cash equivalents so as to be able to maximize work-out or work-up chances if an unexpected adversity or opportunity came along. And so in 1982 Quant Tech had on hand $500 million in cash equivalents, amounting to 50% of revenues. Possessing a strong balance sheet and a productive culture and also holding a critical mass of expertise in a rapidly changing and rapidly growing business, Quant Tech, using the old man’s methods, by 1982 was destined for 20 years ahead to maintain profits at 10% of revenues while revenues increased at 20% per year. After this 20 years, commencing in 2003, Quant Tech’s profit margin would hold for a very long time at 10% while revenue growth would slow down to 4% per year. But no one at Quant Tech knew precisely when its inevitable period of slow revenue growth would begin. The old man’s dividend policy for Quant Tech was simplicity itself: He never paid a dividend. Instead, all earnings simply piled up in cash equivalents. Every truly sophisticated investor in common stocks could see that the stock of cash-rich Quant Tech provided a splendid investment opportunity in 1982 when it sold at a mere 15 times earnings and, despite its brilliant prospects, had a market capitalization of only $1.5 billion. This low market capitalization, despite brilliant prospects, existed in 1982 because other wonderful common stocks were also then selling at 15 times earnings, or less, as a natural consequence of high interest rates then prevailing plus disappointing investment returns that had occurred over many previous years for holders of typical diversified portfolios of common stocks. One result of Quant Tech’s low market capitalization in 1982 was that it made Quant Tech’s directors uneasy and dissatisfied right after the old man’s death. A wiser board would then have bought in Quant Tech’s stock very aggressively, using up all cash on hand and also borrowing funds to use in the same way. However, such a decision was not in accord with conventional corporate wisdom in 1982. And so the directors made a conventional decision. They recruited a new CEO and CFO from outside Quant Tech, in particular from a company that then had a conventional stock option plan for employees and also possessed a market capitalization at 20 times reported earnings, even though its balance sheet was weaker than Quant Tech’s and its earnings were growing more slowly than earnings at Quant Tech. Incident to the recruitment of the new executives, it was made plain that Quant Tech’s directors wanted a higher market capitalization, as soon as feasible. The newly installed Quant Tech officers quickly realized that the company could not wisely either drive its revenues up at an annual rate higher than the rate in place or increase Quant Tech profit margin. The founder had plainly achieved an optimum in each case. Nor did the new officers dare tinker with an engineering culture that was working so well. Therefore, the new officers were attracted to employing what they called “modern financial engineering” which required prompt use of any and all arguably lawful methods for driving up reported earnings, with big, simple changes to be made first. By a strange irony of fate, the accounting convention for stock options that had so displeased Quant Tech’s founder now made the new officers’ job very easy and would ultimately ruin Quant Tech’s reputation. There was now an accounting convention in the United States that, provided employees were first given options, required that when easily marketable stock was issued to employees at a below-market price, the bargain element for the employees, although roughly equivalent to cash, could not count as compensation expense in determining a company’s reported profits. This amazingly peculiar accounting convention had been selected by the accounting profession, over the objection of some of its wisest and most ethical members, because corporate managers, by and large, preferred that their gains from exercising options covering their employers’ stock not be counted as expense in determining their employers’ earnings. The accounting profession, in making its amazingly peculiar decision, had simply followed the injunction so often followed by persons quite different from prosperous, entrenched accountants. The injunction was that normally followed by insecure and powerless people: “His bread I eat, his song I sing.” Fortunately, the income tax authorities did not have the same amazingly peculiar accounting idea as the accounting profession. Elementary common sense prevailed, and the bargain element in stock option exercises was treated as an obvious compensation expense, deductible in determining income for tax purposes. Quant Tech’s new officers, financially shrewd as they were, could see at a glance that , given the amazingly peculiar accounting convention and the sound income-tax rules in place, Quant Tech had a breathtakingly large opportunity to increase its reported profits by taking very simple action. The fact that so large a share of Quant Tech’s annual expense was incentive bonus expense provided a “modern financial engineering” opportunity second to none. For instance, it was mere child’s play for the executives to realize that if in 1982 Quant Tech had substituted employee stock option exercise profits for all its incentive bonus expense of $400 million, while using bonus money saved, plus option prices paid, to buy back all shares issued in option exercises and keeping all else the same, the result would have been to drive Quant Tech 1982 reported earnings up by 400% to $500 million from $100 million while shares outstanding remained exactly the same! And so it seemed that the obviously correct ploy for the officers was to start substituting employee stock option exercise profits for incentive bonuses. Why should a group of numerate engineers care whether their bonuses were in cash of virtually perfect equivalents of cash? Arranging such substitutions, on any schedule desired, seemed like no difficult chore. However, it was also mere child’s play for the new officers to realize that a certain amount of caution and restraint would be desirable in pushing their new ploy. Obviously, if they pushed their new ploy too hard in any single year there might be rebellion from Quant Tech’s accountants or undesirable hostility from other sources. This, in turn, would risk killing a goose with a vast ability to deliver golden eggs, at least to the officers. After all, it was quite clear that their ploy would be increasing reported earnings only by adding to real earnings an element of phony earnings – phony in the sense that Quant Tech would enjoy no true favorable economic effect (except temporary fraud-type effect similar to that from overcounting closing inventory) from that part of reported earnings increases attributable to use of the ploy. The new CEO privately called the desirable, cautious approach “wisely restrained falsehood”. Plainly, the new officers saw, it would be prudent to shift bonus payments to employee stock option exercise profits in only a moderate amount per year over many years ahead. They privately called the prudent plan they adopted their “dollop by dollop system” which they believed had four obvious advantages: First, a moderate dollop of phony earnings in any single year would be less likely to be noticed than a large dollop. Second, the large long-term effect from accumulating many moderate dollops of phony earnings over the years would also tend to be obscured in the “dollop by dollop system.” As the CFO pithily and privately said: “If we mix only a moderate minority share of turds with the raisins each year, probably no one will recognize what will ultimately become a very large collection of turds.” Third, the outside accountants, once they had blessed a few financial statements containing earnings increases only a minority share of which were phony, would probably find it unendurably embarrassing not to bless new financial statements containing only the same phony proportion of reported earnings increase. Fourth, the “dollop by dollop system” would tend to prevent disgrace, or something more seriously harmful, for Quant Tech’s officers. With virtually all corporations except Quant Tech having ever-more-liberal stock option plans, the officers could always explain that a moderate dollop of shift toward compensation in option-exercise form was needed to help attract or retain employees. Indeed, given corporate culture and stock market enthusiasm likely to exist as a consequence of the strange accounting convention for stock options, this claim would often be true. With these four advantages, the “dollop by dollop system” seemed so clearly desirable that it only remained for Quant Tech’s officers to decide how big to make their annual dollops of phony earnings. This decision, too, turned out to be easy. The officers first decided upon three reasonable conditions they wanted satisfied: First, they wanted to be able to continue their “dollop by dollop system” without major discontinuities for 20 years. Second, they wanted Quant Tech’s reported earnings to go up by roughly the same percentage each year throughout the whole 20 years because they believed that financial analysts, representing institutional investors, would value Quant Tech’s stock higher if reported annual earnings growth never significantly varied. Third, to protect credibility for reported earnings, they never wanted to strain credulity of investors by reporting, even in their 20th year, that Quant Tech was earning more than 40% of revenues from designing power plants. With these requirements, the math was easy, given the officers assumption that Quant Tech’s non-phony earnings and revenues were both going to grow at 20% per year for 20 years. The officers quickly decided to use their “dollop by dollop system” to make Quant Tech’s reported earnings increase by 28% per year instead of the 20% that would have been reported by the founder. And so the great scheme of “modern financial engineering” went forward toward tragedy at Quant Tech. And few disreputable schemes of man have ever worked better in achieving what was attempted. Quant Tech’s reported earnings, certified by its accountants, increased regularly at 28% per year. No one criticized Quant Tech’s financial reporting except a few people widely regarded as impractical, overly theoretical, misanthropic cranks. It turned out that the founder’s policy of never paying dividends, which was continued, greatly helped in preserving credibility for Quant Tech’s reports that its earnings were rising steadily at 28% per year. With cash equivalents on hand so remarkably high, the Pavlovian mere-association effects that so often impair reality recognition served well to prevent detection of the phony element in reported earnings. It was therefore natural, after the “dollop by dollop system” had been in place for a few years, for Quant Tech’s officers to yearn to have Quant Tech’s reported earnings per share keep going up at 28% per year while cash equivalents grew much faster than they were then growing. This turned out to be a snap. By this time, Quant Tech’s stock was selling at a huge multiple of reported earnings, and the officers simply started causing some incremental stock-option exercises that were not matched either by reductions in cash bonuses paid or by repurchases of Quant Tech’s stock. This change, the officers easily recognized, was a very helpful revision of their original plan. Not only was detection of the phony element in reported earnings made much more difficult as cash accumulation greatly accelerated, but also a significant amount of Ponzi-scheme or chainletter effect was being introduced into Quant Tech, with real benefits for present shareholders, including the officers.
此时,公司高管们也发现了他们原始计划中的另一个缺陷。他们看到,随着 Quant Tech 报告盈利的持续增长(其中虚假成分越来越高),其报告税前利润的增长率维持在 28%,而所得税占报告税前利润的比例却越来越低。这显然增加了引发不必要的质疑和批评的可能性。这个问题很快就被解决了。许多外国的发电厂都是由政府建造和拥有的,事实证明,只要让相关外国政府在新增所得税中获得的返还款略高于设计费的增加额,就很容易让这些外国政府提高 Quant Tech 的设计费。最终,在 2002 年,Quant Tech 报告了 470 亿美元的收入和 160 亿美元的盈利——这些收入如今包含了大量来自现金等价物的利息收入,如果没有这些年来持续的净增发新股,这部分收入本不会存在。手头的现金等价物高达惊人的 850 亿美元,对于一家几乎被如此巨额现金淹没的公司来说,大多数投资者似乎并不觉得它能赚到所报告的 160 亿美元有什么不可能。Quant Tech 在 2003 年初巅峰时期的市值达到了 1.4 万亿美元,大约是 2002 年报告盈利的 90 倍。
At this time the officers also fixed another flaw in their original plan. They saw that as Quant Tech’s reported earnings, containing an increasing phony element, kept rising at 28%, Quant Tech’s income taxes as a percentage of reported pre-tax earnings kept going lower and lower. This plainly increased chances for causing undesired questions and criticism. This problem was soon eliminated. Many power plants in foreign nations were built and owned by governments, and it proved easy to get some foreign governments to raise Quant Tech’s design fees, provided that in each case slightly more than the fee increase was paid back in additional income taxes to the foreign government concerned. Finally, for 2002, Quant Tech reported $16 billion in earnings on $47 billion of revenues that now included a lot more revenue from interest on cash equivalents than would have been present without net issuances of new stock over the years. Cash equivalents on hand now amounted to an astounding $85 billion, and somehow it didn’t seem impossible to most investors that a company virtually drowning in so much cash could be earning the $16 billion it was reporting. The market capitalization of Quant Tech at its peak early in 2003 became $1.4 trillion, about 90 times earnings reported for 2002. However, all man’s desired geometric progressions, if a high rate of growth is chosen, at last come to grief on a finite earth. And the social system for man on earth is fair enough, eventually, that almost all massive cheating ends in disgrace. And in 2003 Quant Tech failed in both ways. By 2003, Quant Tech’s real earning power was growing at only 4% per year after sales growth had slowed to 4%. There was now no way for Quant Tech to escape causing a big disappointment for its shareholders, now largely consisting of institutional investors. This disappointment triggered a shocking decline in the price of Quant Tech stock which went down suddenly by 50%. This price decline, in turn, triggered a careful examination of Quant Tech’s financial reporting practices which, at long last, convinced nearly everyone that a very large majority of Quant Tech’s reported earnings had long been phony earnings and that massive and deliberate misreporting had gone on for a great many years. This triggered even more price decline for Quant Tech stock until in mid2003 the market capitalization of Quant Tech was only $140 billion, down 90% from its peak only six months earlier. A quick 90% decline in the price of the stock of such an important company, that was previously so widely owned and admired, caused immense human suffering, considering the $1.3 trillion in market value that had disappeared. And naturally, with Quant Tech’s deserved disgrace, the public and political reaction included intense hatred and revulsion directed at Quant Tech, even though its admirable engineers were still designing the nation’s best power plants. Moreover, the hatred and revulsion did not stop with Quant Tech. It soon spread to other corporations, some of which plainly had undesirable financial cultures different from Quant Tech’s only in degree. The public and political hatred, like the behavior that had caused it, soon went to gross excess and fed upon itself. Financial misery spread far beyond investors into a serious recession like that of Japan in the 1990s following the long period of false Japanese accounting. There was huge public antipathy to professions following the Great Scandal. The accounting profession, of course, got the most blame. The rule-making body for accountants had long borne the acronym “F.A.S.B.” And now nearly everyone said this stood for “Financial Accounts Still Bogus”. Economics professors likewise drew much criticism for failing to blow the whistle on false accounting and for not sufficiently warning about eventual bad macroeconomic effects of widespread false accounting. So great was the disappointment with conventional economists that Harvard’s John Kenneth Galbraith received the Nobel Prize in economics. After all, he had once predicted that massive, undetected corporate embezzlement would have a wonderfully stimulating effect on the economy. And people could now see that something very close to what Galbraith had predicted had actually happened in the years preceding 2003 and had thereafter helped create a big, reactive recession. With Congress and the S.E.C. so heavily peopled by lawyers, and with lawyers having been so heavily involved in drafting financial disclosure documents now seen as bogus, there was a new “lawyer” joke every week. One such was: “The butcher says ‘the reputation of lawyers has fallen dramatically’, and the check-out clerk replies: “How do you fall dramatically off a pancake?’” But the hostility to established professions did not stop with accountants, economists and lawyers. There were many adverse “rub-off” effects on reputations of professionals that had always performed well, like engineers who did not understand the financial fraud that their country had made not a permissible option but a legal requirement. In the end, much that was good about the country, and needed for its future felicity, was widely and unwisely hated. At this point, action came from a Higher Realm. God himself, who reviews all, changed His decision schedule to bring to the fore the sad case of the Great Financial Scandal of 2003. He called in his chief detective and said, “Smith, bring in for harsh but fair judgment the most depraved of those responsible for this horrible outcome.” But when Smith brought in a group of security analysts who had long and uncritically touted the stock of Quant Tech, the Great Judge was displeased. “Smith,” he said, “I can’t come down hardest on low-level cognitive error, much of it subconsciously caused by the standard incentive systems of the world.” Next, Smith brought in a group of S.E.C. Commissioners and powerful politicians. “No, no,” said the Great Judge, “These people operate in a virtual maelstrom of regrettable forces and can’t reasonably be expected to meet the behavioral standard you seek to impose.”
然而,人类所有渴望的几何级数增长,如果选择了高增长率,最终都会在有限的土地上遭遇失败。而地球上人类的社会制度最终也足够公平,几乎所有大规模的欺骗行为都会以耻辱告终。2003 年,Quant Tech 在这两个方面都失败了。到 2003 年,在销售增长放缓至 4% 之后,Quant Tech 的真实盈利能力每年仅增长 4%。现在,Quant Tech 已无法避免给其股东(如今主要由机构投资者构成)带来巨大的失望。这种失望情绪引发了 Quant Tech 股价的惊人下跌,股价突然下跌了 50%。而股价的下跌又引发了对 Quant Tech 财务报告实践的仔细审查,最终,几乎所有人都相信,Quant Tech 报告的盈利中,很大一部分长期以来都是虚假盈利,而且大量蓄意的虚假报告已经持续了很多年。这引发了 Quant Tech 股价的进一步下跌,到 2003 年中期,Quant Tech 的市值仅为 1400 亿美元,比仅仅六个月前的巅峰时期下跌了 90%。一家如此重要的公司,此前被如此广泛持有和推崇,其股价在短时间内暴跌 90%,导致 1.3 万亿美元的市值蒸发,这给人类带来了巨大的痛苦。自然,随着 Quant Tech 罪有应得的耻辱,公众和政治反应包括了对 Quant Tech 的强烈仇恨和厌恶,尽管其令人钦佩的工程师们仍在设计这个国家最好的发电厂。而且,仇恨和厌恶并没有止步于 Quant Tech。它很快蔓延到其他公司,其中一些公司显然拥有不良的财务文化,只是程度上与 Quant Tech 有所不同。公众和政治上的仇恨,就像导致仇恨的行为一样,很快就变得过度,并自我强化。金融苦难远远超出了投资者,蔓延成了一场严重的衰退,类似于日本在 1990 年代长期虚假会计之后出现的情况。大丑闻之后,公众对各行业产生了巨大的反感。当然,会计行业受到了最多的指责。会计师的规则制定机构长期以来一直使用缩写“F.A.S.B.”。如今几乎所有人都说这代表着“Financial Accounts Still Bogus”(财务报表仍然虚假)。经济学家们也因未能揭露虚假会计、未能充分警告普遍存在的虚假会计最终会带来的宏观经济学不良后果而受到大量批评。人们对传统经济学家的失望如此之大,以至于哈佛大学的约翰·肯尼思·加尔布雷思获得了诺贝尔经济学奖。毕竟,他曾预测,大规模的、未被发现的公司贪污行为将对经济产生奇妙的刺激作用。人们现在可以看到,加尔布雷思预测的某种非常接近的东西,实际上在 2003 年之前的几年里已经发生了,并随后帮助制造了一场巨大的、反应性的衰退。由于国会和证券交易委员会中充斥着律师,而且律师们深度参与了如今被视为虚假的财务披露文件的起草,每周都会出现一个新的“律师”笑话。其中一个笑话说:“屠夫说‘律师的声誉已经急剧下降’,收银员回答说:‘从煎饼上跌下来怎么能叫急剧下降呢?’”但是,对既定行业的敌意并没有止步于会计师、经济学家和律师。许多一贯表现良好的专业人士的声誉也受到了许多负面的“沾染”效应,比如那些不了解自己国家不仅没有将此列为允许选项、反而要求其合法化的金融欺诈行为的工程师。最终,这个国家许多优秀的、对其未来幸福所必需的东西,被广泛而不明智地憎恨着。此时,来自更高领域的行动开始了。上帝本人,审视着一切,改变了他的判决时间表,将 2003 年金融大丑闻的悲惨案例提上议程。他召见了他的首席侦探,说:“史密斯,把那些应对这可怕结局负责的最堕落的人带过来,接受严厉但公正的审判。”但是,当史密斯带来了一群长期不加批判地吹捧 Quant Tech 股票的证券分析师时,这位伟大的法官不高兴了。“史密斯,”他说,“我无法严厉惩罚低级的认知错误,其中很多是由这个世界的标准激励制度潜意识造成的。”接下来,史密斯带来了一群证券交易委员会委员和有权势的政客。“不,不,”伟大的法官说,“这些人在一个实际上充满遗憾力量的漩涡中运作,不能合理地期望他们达到你想要强加的行为标准。”现在,首席侦探认为自己明白了。他接下来带来了那些在 Quant Tech 实践了他们版本的“现代金融工程”的公司高管。“你越来越接近了,”伟大的法官说,“但我告诉你要带来最堕落的人。这些高管当然会因其大规模欺诈和对这位伟大工程师遗产的可耻管理而受到严厉惩罚。但我希望你带来那些很快就会进入地狱最底层的恶徒,那些本可以轻易阻止这一切灾难的人。”最后,首席侦探真正明白了。他记得地狱的最底层是留给叛徒的。于是,他现在从炼狱中带来了一群年迈的人,他们生前曾是主要会计师事务所的知名合伙人。“这就是你要找的叛徒,”首席侦探说。“他们采纳了员工股票期权的虚假会计惯例。他们在一个最高尚的职业中占据高位,这个职业,就像你一样,通过制定正确的规则来帮助社会正常运转。他们非常聪明,地位牢固,故意造成所有这些如此明显可预见的谎言和欺骗,这是不可原谅的。他们很清楚自己正在做的事情是灾难性的错误,但他们还是做了。由于你的司法系统事务繁忙,你最初在惩罚他们时犯了个错误,处罚太轻。但现在你可以把他们送到地狱的最底层了。”伟大的法官被这位侦探的激烈言辞和傲慢态度惊住了,停顿了一下。然后他平静地说:“做得好,我忠实的好仆人。”---------------------------------------------------这个故事并非对 2003 年的隐含预测。这是一部虚构作品。除了加尔布雷思教授的情况外,任何与真实人物或公司的相似之处纯属巧合。撰写此文是试图将可能有用的注意力集中在某些现代行为和信仰体系上。
Now the chief detective thought he had gotten the point. He next brought in the corporate officers who had practiced their version of “modern financial engineering” at Quant Tech. “You are getting close,” said the Great Judge, “but I told you to bring in the most depraved. These officers will, of course, get strong punishment for their massive fraud and disgusting stewardship of the great engineer’s legacy. But I want you to bring in the miscreants who will soon be in the lowest circle in Hell, the ones who so easily could have prevented all this calamity.” At last the chief detective truly understood. He remembered that the lowest circle of Hell was reserved for traitors. And so he now brought in from Purgatory a group of elderly persons who, in their days on earth, had been prominent partners in major accounting firms. “Here are your traitors,” said the chief detective. “They adopted the false accounting convention for employee stock options. They occupied high positions in one of the noblest professions, which, like Yours, helps make society work right by laying down the right rules. They were very smart and securely placed, and it is inexcusable that they deliberately caused all this lying and cheating that was so obviously predictable. They well knew what they were doing was disastrously wrong, yet they did it anyway. Owing to press of business in Your Judicial System, you made a mistake at first in punishing them so lightly. But now you can send them into the lowest circle in Hell.” Startled by the vehemence and presumption, the Great Judge paused. Then He quietly said: “Well done, my good and faithful servant.” ---------------------------------------------------This account is not an implied prediction about 2003. It is a work of fiction. Except in the case of Professor Galbraith, any resemblances to real persons or companies is accidental. It was written in an attempt to focus possibly useful attention on certain modern behaviors and belief systems.