若你能相信自己……
如果您能自信……
If You Can Trust Yourself . . .
约翰·C·博格,先锋集团创始人兼前首席执行官
在罗克斯伯里拉丁学校的演讲
马萨诸塞州罗克斯伯里
2009 年 3 月 30 日
Remarks by John C. Bogle, Founder and former chief executive, The Vanguard Group To the Student Body at the Roxbury Latin School Roxbury, MA March 30, 2009 It’s a special honor for me to have the opportunity to speak to you young gentlemen of Roxbury Latin School. I hardly need tell you that your school is widely considered to be among the best schools—some say the best—in America. I’m particularly proud to have your schoolmate, my grandson and namesake, John Bogle III, here in the audience.
能有机会与罗克斯伯里拉丁学校的年轻绅士们交流,是我莫大的荣幸。我无需多言,贵校被公认为全美最顶尖的学校之一——有人甚至说是最好的。我尤其感到自豪的是,贵校的学子、我的孙子兼同名者约翰·博格三世也在现场。
Believe it or not, gentlemen, we have a lot in common. I was once your age—yes, once a seventh-grader, and finally a twelfth grader, and there is much about those years that I carry in my mind to this day—memories of my classmates and especially of my teachers, whom I’ve come to describe as “characters who had character.” They demanded of us boys not only that we study and learn, but that we held high values and developed in ourselves the kind of character to which we were witness every day. I have no doubt that you are finding the same experience right here.
先生们,信不信由你们,我们其实有很多共同点。我也曾和你们一样大——没错,我也曾是七年级学生,最后升到十二年级——那些年里的许多片段至今仍留在我脑海里——对同学们的回忆,尤其是对老师们的回忆,我后来把他们形容为“有独特个性的角色”。他们不仅要求我们学习和钻研,还要求我们秉持崇高的价值观,培养出我们每天都能从他们身上看到的那种品格。我毫不怀疑,你们在这里也正经历着同样的体验。
What’s more, like Roxbury Latin, Blair Academy, the superb school in New Jersey where I spent my final two school years, was an all-boys school. And so, for that matter, was Princeton University (I guess I should say, “all-men’s school”), where I spent the following four years. I loved those years, and while both Blair and Princeton are now co-educational, I hope that all-boy and all-girl schools will remain as options for our youth for as far ahead as we can see.
此外,和罗克斯伯里拉丁学校一样,布莱尔学院——新泽西州那所我最后两年就读的卓越学校——也是一所男校。同样,普林斯顿大学(我想我该说“男子学校”)也是如此,我在那里度过了接下来的四年。我热爱那些岁月,虽然布莱尔和普林斯顿如今都已成为男女同校,但我希望,在我们可预见的未来,男校和女校仍能作为年轻人的选择而保留。
____________________ Note: The opinions expressed in this speech do not necessarily represent the views of Vanguard’s present management.
注:本演讲中的观点并不必然代表先锋集团现任管理层的看法。
In any event, speaking at an all-boys school gives me the opportunity to quote from one of my favorite poems, which is about becoming a man. My theme is taken from a single phrase of that poem: “If you can trust yourself . . .” If you can trust yourself. Now trusting what is in your own heart and soul is a truly big idea. But I didn’t think much about it until I was perhaps 15 years of age, and my father read me this poem that I have never forgotten. Written 100 years ago by the British poet Rudyard Kipling, it was entitled “IF . . . “ Many of you may already know it, but since it is a fairly short poem, I’d like to read it to you.
IF …
IF . . .
无论如何,在男校演讲给了我引用我最喜欢的一首诗的机会,这首诗讲的是如何成为男子汉。我的主题取自诗中的一句话:“如果你能自信……”如果你能自信。相信你内心和灵魂深处的东西,这确实是一个宏大的理念。但我直到大概 15 岁时才开始思考它,那时我父亲给我读了这首诗,我再也没有忘记过。这首诗是 100 年前英国诗人鲁德亚德·吉卜林写的,题为《如果……》。你们中许多人可能已经知道它,但因为它是一首相当短的诗,我想读给你们听听。
IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream – and not make dreams your master; If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools.
如果周围的人失去理智,并把责任归咎于你,你仍能保持清醒;
如果所有人都怀疑你,你仍能自信,但也体谅他们的怀疑;
如果你能等待,却不为等待所累,
或遭人欺骗,却不参与欺骗,
或遭人怨恨,却不以怨恨相报,
且不显得过于完美,也不说话太过聪明;
如果你能做梦——却不让梦主宰你;
如果你能思考——却不把思考当作目标;
如果你能直面胜利与灾难,
并将这两个骗子一视同仁;
如果你能忍受你道出的真相,
被恶棍扭曲成愚人的陷阱,
或看着你奉献一生的事业破碎,
然后俯身用破旧的工具重新搭建;
如果你能把所有赢得的筹码,
押在一次赌局中孤注一掷,
然后输掉,从头再来,
却对你的损失只字不提;
如果你能迫使你的心、神经和筋骨,
在早已耗尽时仍为你所用,
当你体内一无所有,
只剩下意志在说:“坚持住!”
如果你能与人群交谈却保持美德,
或与君王同行——却不失众人情怀,
如果无论仇敌还是挚爱之友都伤不了你,
如果所有人在你心里都有份量,却无人过分重要;
如果你能以六十秒的冲刺跑,
填满那永不回头的每一分钟,
那么整个地球及其所包含的一切都是你的,
而且——更重要的是——你将成为一个男子汉,我的孩子!
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
很多年前,我把这首诗读给我的两个儿子——包括约翰的父亲——听,并且,怕他们忘记其中的讯息,我还把复印件裱好送给他们。等时机到了,我希望我的儿子也会把它读给他的儿子,也就是你们的同学听。如果你们中有人想读它,没问题,只要谷歌一下就行。更好的是,在谷歌上待久一点,听吉卜林本人朗诵它——幸运的是,在 1926 年他去世之前,这段声音被影像永远地定格了。如果你喜欢网球,去 YouTube 上听听罗杰·费德勒和拉斐尔·纳达尔朗诵这首诗,背景是他们一些精彩的动作镜头。(是的,即便在我这个老掉牙的年纪,我也会谷歌,也会逛 YouTube。你甚至能在那里找到我!)
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ‘Or walk with Kings – nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And – which is more – you’ll be a Man, my son!
当然,100 年间发生了很多事,世界与《如果……》诞生时相比已天翻地覆。但吉卜林表达的理念是永恒的。所以今天早上我想做的,就是把《如果……》中的那些句子,与我自己的人生和职业生涯联系起来,并谈谈它们对我们今天所面临的全球金融和经济危机——自 1930 年代初大萧条以来最严重的一次——有何借鉴意义。
Many years ago, I read this poem to my own two sons—including John’s father—and, lest they forget its message, had copies of it framed for them. When the time comes, I’m hoping that my son, in turn, will read it to his son, your classmate. And if any of you would like to read it, well, just Google it. Better yet, stay with Google long enough to hear Kipling himself reading it, captured for eternity on film, happily, before his death in 1926. If you’re into tennis, go to YouTube and hear the poem recited by Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal, with some of their great action shots showing behind them. (Yes, even at my ancient age, I Google, and I visit YouTube. You can even find me there!)
对我职业生涯的反思
Of course a lot happens in 100 years, and the world has changed dramatically since IF . . . was written. But the ideas expressed by Kipling are eternal. So what I’ll try to do this morning is relate just a few of those phrases from IF . . . to my own life and career, and to their relevance to dealing with the global financial and economic crisis that we citizens face today, the worst since the Great Depression of the early 1930s.
我非常感谢校长先生那隆重的介绍,但我觉得有必要如实讲述我的人生和职业生涯。我是一个相当普通的人,只是有幸拥有还算不错的智力、非同一般的好运气,以及那些在我身上看到潜力并要求我兑现潜力的老师和导师,还有(请原谅我自夸)一种强烈想要出人头地的决心。
Reflections on my Career As much as I appreciate the generous introduction by your headmaster, I feel the obligation to bring my own life and career down to earth. I’m a pretty ordinary human being, blessed with a decent intelligence, extraordinary good luck, teachers and mentors who saw some potential in me and demanded that I live up to it, and (with apologies for bragging) a powerful determination to get ahead in the world.
这种运气的一部分,当然包括“生在美国”。(是的,我是“老板”和美利坚合众国的粉丝。)另一部分——这可能会让你们惊讶——是出生在一个财富在大萧条期间消失殆尽的家庭。因为当一个人从小就必须靠劳动换取所得时,你就学会了承担责任、服从指令,并与各行各业的人打交道——用吉卜林的话说,“与人群交谈,却也不失众人情怀”,这是一种无价的福气,当我们从学校步入大学,再步入职业生涯时尤其如此。
Part of that luck, of course was being “Born in the USA.” (Yes, I’m a fan both of the Boss and of the United States of America.) Part—this may surprise you—was being born into a family whose wealth had vanished during the Great Depression. For when one is required at a young age to work for what he gets, you learn to take responsibility, to follow orders, and to work with people from all walks of life—“to talk with crowds” in Kipling’s words, “nor lose the common touch,” a truly priceless blessing as we move from school to college to career.
在就读布莱尔学院和后来的普林斯顿大学期间,我获得了全额奖学金支付学费,并通过从事要求高、耗时多的工作来赚取食宿费。我学术生涯中最大的转机出现在 1949 年 12 月,当时我偶然读到《财富》杂志上的一篇文章,描述了当时规模尚小的共同基金行业。那次机缘改变了我的人生,因为我立即决定将共同基金作为我大学毕业论文的主题,这为我此后近 58 年的基金行业职业生涯奠定了基础。
When I attended Blair and then Princeton, I was given full scholarships that covered my tuition, and earned the money for my room and board by working at demanding, time-consuming jobs. The greatest break of my academic life came in December 1949, when I happened upon an article in FORTUNE magazine that described the then-tiny mutual fund industry. That piece of luck changed my life, for I immediately decided that mutual funds would be the subject of my senior thesis, which set the stage for my now-near-58-year career in the fund industry.
简而言之,我那篇 125 页的论文对基金行业进行了评估,并发现其存在不足。我有点过于理想主义,要求共同基金必须完全以持有人利益为出发点来运作,做到“尽可能诚实、高效、经济”。我还警告说,共同基金“不能声称自己优于市场平均水平”(即,股票基金经理作为一个群体无法战胜股票市场)。
Put simply, my 125-page thesis evaluated the fund industry and found it wanting. Idealistic to a fault, I demanded that mutual funds be operated solely in the interests of their shareholders, in “the most honest, efficient, and economical way possible.” I also warned that mutual funds “could make no claim to superiority over the market averages” (i.e., that stock fund managers as a group could not beat the stock market).
这篇论文让我直接进入了基金行业。1951 年我毕业后,我最重要的导师沃尔特·摩根非常喜欢这篇论文,愿意在他初出茅庐的威灵顿管理公司给我一份工作。到 1965 年,年仅 35 岁的我(实际上,对我来说还有点不成熟)已经掌管了公司。但我草率地促成了一次不明智的合并,1974 年我的新合伙人联合起来,把我从那家我曾视为“我的”公司里解雇了。那可不是一次愉快的经历。但是,没错,我确实学到了一些关于如何“直面灾难”的东西,并很快意识到,用吉卜林的话说,我应该把自己的灾难当作“骗子”,一个我需要克服的障碍而已。
The thesis led me right into the fund industry. After I graduated in 1951, Walter Morgan, my greatest mentor, liked the thesis enough to offer me a job at his budding Wellington Management Company. By 1965, at the tender (and in fact, for me, rather immature) age of 35, I was running the firm. But I impetuously entered into an unwise merger, and in 1974 my new partners joined together and fired me from what I had considered “my” company. It was not a pleasant experience. But, yes, I learned something about how to “meet with Disaster,” and quickly realized that I should treat my own disaster, using Kipling’s word, as an “imposter,” just one more obstacle that it was up to me to overcome.
因此,我利用被解雇这一经过巧妙伪装的机遇,建立了一家新公司,立足于我在论文中阐述的那些理想主义原则。(俗话说,“给你一个柠檬,就做柠檬水吧。”不,这不是吉卜林说的。)我将其命名为先锋,并在接下来的 22 年里管理它。我们的政策基于诚实披露、高效管理,以及——最重要的是——经济运营。(还记得我论文里的那些词吗——“诚实、高效、经济”?)我们选择了一种独特且未经检验的、真正的共同结构,通过让基金持有人拥有我们的管理公司来消除利益冲突;并将我们的成本降至最低,远低于业内同行,多年来为持有人节省了数百亿美元。而如果我们管理的基金同行无法战胜市场,那么,我们就会——也确实——创建一只“市场基金”,来战胜我们管理的基金同行。它当然做到了这一点,我们创建的第一只指数型共同基金如今基本上已是全球规模最大的基金。
So I used the heavily-disguised opportunity created by my being fired to found a new firm built on those idealistic principles that I expressed in my thesis. (As it is said, “if you’re given a lemon, make lemonade.” No, that’s not Kipling.) I named the firm Vanguard, and ran it for the next 22 years. Our policies were based on honest disclosure, efficient management, and— above all—on economical operations. (Remember those words—“honest, efficient, and economical”—from my thesis?) We chose a unique and untested, truly mutual structure in which we eliminated conflicts of interest by having the fund shareholders own our management company; and we held our costs to the bare-bones minimum, by far the lowest in the field, saving them tens of billions of dollars over the years. And if our managed-fund peers couldn’t beat the market, well, we would—and did—create a “market fund” that would beat our managed-fund peers. Of course it did just that, and that first index mutual fund that we created is now essentially the largest fund on the face of the globe.
要描述先锋取得的非凡成就很容易,称其为行业无可争议的领导者,体现在我们为持有人赚取的卓越投资回报上,体现在他们所承担的极低成本上,以及持有人对我们寄予的压倒性信任上。但我不能忘记吉卜林的含蓄警告:“如果你能直面胜利与灾难,并将这两个骗子一视同仁。”在早先经历过职业生涯中的灾难后,我很容易理解胜利也是一个骗子。与其沉湎于过去的辉煌,不如认识到,专注于未来才是当务之急。
It would be easy to describe as a “Triumph” Vanguard’s remarkable ascent to becoming the industry’s unarguable leader in the superior investment returns we’ve earned for our shareholders, in the miniscule costs that they bear, and in the overwhelming trust that our shareholders have placed in us. But I couldn’t forget Kipling’s implicit warning, “if you can meet both Triumph and Disaster, and treat those two imposters just the same.” After my earlier brush with Disaster in my career, it was easy for me to understand that Triumph too is an imposter. Far better than preening over the past, please realize that it is focusing on the future that must be the order of the day.
创办一家全新类型的基金公司,违背了传统智慧。同样违背传统智慧的,还有创立一种全新类型的基金——它不在市场上交易股票,而是买入股票市场中的所有股票,拥有整个美国企业界,然后永久持有。全世界都怀疑,这家名叫先锋(Vanguard)的微小新公司能否成功。事实上,我们的指数基金多年来一直被称作“博格尔的蠢行”。(但如今已不是这样!)所以,没错,“当所有人怀疑你时”,正如吉卜林所言,只需“相信自己”。当机遇敲门时,别忘了去开门!
Creating a new kind of fund company defied the conventional wisdom. So did creating a new kind of fund which would not trade stocks in the market, but simply buy all of the stocks in the stock market—owning corporate America, and holding it, well, forever. The world doubted that this tiny new firm called Vanguard would make a go of it. In fact, our index fund was called “Bogle’s Folly” for years. (But no longer!) So, yes, “when all men doubt you,” as Kipling put it, simply “trust yourself.” And when opportunity knocks, don’t forget to answer the door!
反思当今危机
在我们当前的金融和经济危机中,先锋集团的简单策略可谓大获全胜。在一个如今因激进推销投资潮流、投机政策、过高成本以及周期性丑闻而深陷困境的基金行业中,我们的公司依然充满活力、健康且清白。事实上,当今危机的许多根源,正是我在自己那篇古老论文中描述过的金融部门失败——最近,在我去年 11 月出版的第七本书中,也再次提及。
Reflections on Today’s Crisis In our present financial and economic crisis, Vanguard’s simple strategies have paid off in spades. In a fund industry now deeply troubled by its aggressive marketing of investment fads, its speculative policies, its excessive costs, and its periodic scandals, our firm remains vibrant, healthy, and pristine. In fact, much of today’s crisis finds its roots in the very failures of our financial sector that I described in my ancient thesis, and, most recently, in my seventh book, published last November.
在《够了:财富、商业与生活的真正衡量标准》一书中,我警告了太多成本而价值不足,太多投机而投资不足,太多复杂而简单不足,太多算计而信任不足,太多推销而管家精神不足,等等——甚至还有太多 21 世纪的价值观,而 18 世纪的价值观却不足——那些由理性时代的伟大哲人所体现的价值观——例如卢梭、休谟、伯克、亚当·斯密和托马斯·潘恩——这些哲人又反过来塑造了我们开国先贤们的思想——尤其是华盛顿、杰斐逊、麦迪逊、富兰克林和汉密尔顿。而所有这些先贤,又都站在更早的思想巨人如苏格拉底、柏拉图、亚里士多德的肩膀上。(他们中的一些人,很可能在你每天行走的走廊中有所引用。读读他们的文字!思考它们!获取他们的智慧!)
In Enough. True Measures of Money, Business, and Life, I warn of too much cost and not enough value; too much speculation and not enough investment; too much complexity and not enough simplicity; too much counting and not enough trust; too much salesmanship and not enough stewardship; and so on; even too many 21st century values and not enough 18th century values—those values exemplified by the great philosophers of The Age of Reason—men such as Rousseau and Hume and Burke, and Adam Smith, and Tom Paine—who in turn helped shape the minds of our Founding Fathers—especially Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Franklin, and Hamilton. And all of these men, in turn, stood on the shoulders of earlier giants such as Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle. (Some of them are likely quoted in the halls you walk here each day. Read their words! Think about them! Gain their wisdom!)
正是这些西方文明巨人的价值观激励了我——是的,你们很清楚,死者教导生者——让我公开谈论我们企业界、基金经理、监管者和立法者中那么多领导者的道德缺失。我们所谓的华尔街,已经变成了一家赌场——在这里,短期股价的巨幅但转瞬即逝的变化,被当作内在现实,而非短暂的幻象。想想看。如今所有狂热的交易,不过是让一个投机者与另一个投机者对赌,唯一的赢家是赌场庄家——那些交易员、经纪商、投资银行家以及促成这些交易的基金经理。如果这一不可否认的现实让你想起拉斯维加斯的赌博、去赛马场,或者指望在州彩票中中头奖,那么,你明白我的意思了。
It is the values of these giants of Western Civilization that have inspired me—yes, as you well know, the dead teach the living*—to speak out on the ethical failings of so many of the leaders of our corporations and our money managers, our regulators and our legislators. What we refer to as Wall Street has become a casino, one in which enormous—but momentary—changes in short-term stock prices are treated as intrinsic reality, rather than ephemeral perception. Think about it. All of today’s frenetic trading simply pits one speculator against another, with the only winners being the croupiers—the traders, the brokers, the investment bankers, and the money managers who facilitate those trades. If that undeniable reality reminds you of gambling in Las Vegas, or going to the race track, or hoping to hit the jackpot in the state lottery, well, you see where I’m coming from.
股票市场这个赌场,已经成为严肃投资事业的一个巨大而代价高昂的干扰因素。贪婪、鲁莽和私利骑在当今资本主义的鞍上,现在正是我们进行必要改革的时候——制定联邦法律,要求将信义义务和管家精神恢复到它们在管理他人钱财时的传统角色。这是我的梦想。但在这件事上,我承认,我辜负了吉卜林,因为这个梦想确实成为了我的主宰。(我对此并不道歉!)
The stock market casino has become a giant—and costly—distraction to the serious business of investing. Greed, recklessness, and self-interest ride in the saddle of today’s capitalism, and it is high time we undertake the necessary reform, with federal laws that demand the return of fiduciary duty and stewardship to their traditional role in the trusteeship of other people’s money. That is my dream. But in this case, I confess, I’ve failed Kipling, for that dream may indeed have become my master. (I don’t apologize for that!)
然而,尽管危机主要是由华尔街造成的,付出代价的却是主街。我相信,你们许多学生的父母中,有一位被股市崩盘或我们正在经历的严重衰退所伤害。这不会容易,但我希望他们能拥有吉卜林所说的力量——“迫使自己的心、神经和筋骨为自己服务”——直到危机最终平息,我们的国家再次向前迈进。我们一定会做到。而当你在自己的人生中“看着那些你为之付出生命的东西破碎”——这一定会发生在你们和你们的家人中一些人身上——记住要“弯腰用磨损的工具重新将它们建起”。
But while the crisis was created largely by Wall Street, it is Main Street that is paying the price. And I’m sure that many of you students have a father or a mother who has been stung by the stock market crash or by the severe recession we are enduring. It won’t be easy, but I hope that they have the strength after Kipling, to “force their heart and nerve and sinew to serve their turn” until the crisis at last abates and our country again moves forward. Which we will. And when in your own lives you “watch the things you gave your life to, broken”—which will surely happen to some of you and your families—remember to “stoop and build ‘em up with worn out tools”.
总结
让我用吉卜林诗歌的最后几行来为你们做最后的总结。和我一起回忆它们:*罗克斯伯里拉丁学校的校训是“死者教导生者”。
Wrapping Up Let me conclude with a final lesson for you, expressed in the last few lines of Kipling’s poem. Recall them with me: * The motto on Roxbury Latin’s crest is mortui vivos docent.
如果你能将无情的每一分钟
化作六十秒钟的奔跑距离,
那么世间万物就都属于你,
而且——更重要的是——你将成为真正的人,我的孩子!
If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
今天,可以说,这个世界需要拥有洞察力和智慧的领导者,而你们正有机会在这所杰出的学校里发展这些品质;同时,随着你们在罗克斯伯里拉丁学校成长、成熟,你们已经在不知不觉中开始培养决心和美德。你们可以帮助——必须帮助——让我们的世界变得更好。所以,每天都要尽最大努力,培养那向你说“坚持住”的意志。坚持你的价值观,过一种充实而积极的生活。为你的家庭、你的学校、你的社区、你的国家做正确的事。
Today, the Earth, as it were, needs leaders with the insight and wisdom that you have the opportunity to develop right here at your extraordinary school, and with determination and virtue that, perhaps without your even realizing it, you are already beginning to develop right here at Roxbury Latin as you grow to maturity. You can help—you must help—to make our world a better place. So do your best, every day, to develop the will which says to you, “hold on.” Hold on to your values, and live a full and active life. And do what’s right for your family, your school, your community, your nation.
虽然你们中没有人是我的儿子——甚至只有一位是我的孙子——但让我暂且假装你们都是我的儿子。因此,我冒昧地以这样一句话结束:敦促你们每个人活出自己的人生,在接下来许多激动人心的数十年里,全力以赴。用自己的步伐、自己的价值观、自己的头脑和自己的品格,跑完你自己的距离。相信自己。相信自己,并配得上他人的信任。过一种荣誉的人生。那么,我向你们保证,罗克斯伯里拉丁学校的年轻绅士们,“世间万物都将属于你们”,而且,更重要的是,你们都将成为真正的人,我的孩子们。
Although none of you is my son—and only one of you is even my grandson—let me pretend for a moment that you are all my sons. So it is that I close by taking the liberty to urge each of you to live your own life, and to give it your best shot over those many exciting decades that lie before you. Run your own distance, at your own pace, with your own values, with your own brains and your own character. Trust yourself. Trust yourself, and be worthy of the trust of others. Live a life of honor. Then, I assure you, young gentlemen of Roxbury Latin, that “yours will be the Earth, and everything that’s in it,” and, which is more, you’ll all be men, my sons.